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(631): View more from New York

Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon

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(609): View more from New Jersey

IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression

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(937): View more from Ohio

i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding

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