I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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