Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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