I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you win again, gameday.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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