What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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