are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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