Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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