Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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