If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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