Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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