i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Come see our sink grown plant.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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