check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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