It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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