i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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