Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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