Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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