I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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