I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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