I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i think im in europe. pls send help
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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