Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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