i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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