K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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