let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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