I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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