How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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