But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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