Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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