you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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