These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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