Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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