we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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