I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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