we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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