I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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