I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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