It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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