You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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