But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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