how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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