if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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