She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
