oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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