they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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