You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize