tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think I just sharted jello shots
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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