does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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