I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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