You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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