I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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