I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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