im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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