i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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