I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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