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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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