Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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