yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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