I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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